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Server Release Announcement: (Fixed)

As some of you know, a Moonrabbit Minecraft Server is currently undergoing development. I haven't told too many people about it because I didn't want to get any hopes up; I tend to start many more projects than I have time to finish. And I'm also really lazy.

a n y w a y ,

I've actually put a lot of work into the server in the past few months. A lot more than I originally intended to. And to pass the mic without further ado, take it away Marie Sue! (Rappin' For Jesus reference).*
sorry.
Ok anyway, I'm going to be publishing the server IP in a few days |EDIT: weeks | EDIT: months|***. If you want special early access I'll plop a form for you to fill out on the bottom of this post and I'll email/text/DM you the IP. Please remember that any actions you take are recorded in the console. Also, the server is heavily whitelisted to the point where you need to use a command to talk. We're trying to fix that but for the time being if you're not opped you'll have to use the command /me whenever you speak.** (Sorry!)

*the actual Rappin' For Jesus video has some bad/offensive/not child friendly words in it. (Don't look it up c: )
**we fixed the /me command glitch and you can now speak freely!
***oops...

X-tREMe CRiNGe
WARNING!

A lot of the stuff that has been published before this point is inaccurate. There's a lot of stuff saying that IT'S TIME TO VOTE! or NO MORE WAITING! or something like that. This was all published before the elections ended, and it's not really relevant anymore. I decided to keep some of the stuff up so you guys can still take a look at a bit of Moonrabbit history or whatever, but just don't go thinking that the elections are still on or anything.

(this is also old as of 2019)

Moon Turtle's Interview

Here's the next interview for you guys with Moon Turtle! It took awhile to get him on the line but... here he is. I also have an announcement for those of you that play Minecraft, we might be opening a server but I'm not sure if it's going to happen yet. Nothing's set in stone yet but just in case the server is published I will post the IP and rules up onto the website so everyone can join the server. Okay, back to the interview.

Henry: Hi Moon Turtle! What's your campaign?

Moon Turtle: Moonrabbit seriously hasn't been putting any effort into his campaign. He just thinks that everyone will be voting for him because he's the president now and he's always been. But the truth is that if you're a Moon Turtle in Moonrabbit Bay you aren't welcome. And if I win I will change that! Make Moonrabbit Bay great again!!

Henry: That sounds a lot like somebody else I know...

Yay! Vote for the new president of Moonrabbit Bay or whatever!

No More Waiting!

The Q & A probably about 0 people have been waiting for is here!! There's not really more to say but it always looks more professional if you have a little bit of writing before whatever you are posting... Okay I think that's about enough.

Henry: So Moonrabbit, what is your campaign?

Moonrabbit: What? Champagne? No I don't drink.

Henry: No, not champagne! What's your campaign?

Moonrabbit: Oh yeah that.... I'm really tired.

Henry: ...

Moonrabbit: Hey, the world hasn't exploded in the last three years I've been President right? It's not like Moonrabbits are smart enough to vote for anyone except for me... Wait no! That's not how I meant to say it. It's just that who in their right mind wouldn't vote for a Moonrabbit to be President of Moonrabbit Bay? Don't sweat it I'll probably win.

Henry: Okay...

Cool. Well, that's all for today! Tomorrow (hopefully) I will post a Q & A for MoonTurtle. Who's voting for Moonrabbit!! Yeah!! 2016 Moonrabbit Bay Presidential Elections!!! Cool.

Moonrabbit Clothes?

We now have a store using Cafe Press (highly recommended) where you can buy shirts, mugs, bumper stickers, collarz fur ur sweggy doge and maternity shirts. I'm still working on some new designs (we currently only have one) but lemme just tell you this: I am sitting and typing and I feel like I'm surrounded in a freakin blanket. It's awesome. If you are really that picky, I also have a link in my bio on Instagram to our sweggy mlg quickscoper store, along with a couple pics of me and the gang with our awesome shirts. The link is also here for you to copy:
http://cafepress.com/moonrabbitwear

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"666/420" -IGN

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"You're still doing the website?" -Mom

Thank you all for such positive reviews! Now let's just hope I don't get sued for false advertising...